IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!!!

So a while back, my friend and favorite male blogger Sage wrote this post. Here is what it said (the part I am talking about).

"Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.This is why a new holiday has been created .

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.'

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Come on folks lets get this thing started!"

Ok, he wrote that as a joke (though I'm sure he's all for it). I thought it was funny as shit. I read it to Benny and he thought it was funny (though I'm sure he's all for it too). So, most agree it's funny because it's a joke, right? That's right, I said MOST.

OK, so why would someone get all upset about it and throw a big hissy fit? Oh ya, because some just like to be pissed. The person that did was all "Valentines isn't just about women,that's so sexist, not fair to same sex couples, blah blah blah...." She actually wrote a whole post about how wrong this is.

Are you kidding me? IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!! If you can't find humor in harmless jokes then you must be pissed all the fucking time!!!! I admit, some jokes are just plain mean and not funny but this wasn't one of them. Come on now.

Life for that person must suck. They should find a new one.

It's almost 3am so....

this could be either really interesting or really stupid. We'll see.

Ever read a blog and they have SO much fucked up shit happen to them daily that you think they have got to be full of shit? Ya, me too. I just want to call Bullshit with every post. But, I continue to read because it's funny to me. BTW, I never leave mean or rude comments because that would just be shitty. Actually, I don't leave any comments because that would just feed their need of attention. So, I blog about them behind their back. Because that is way more mature. lol

I LOVE the show Jackass because I cry from laughing so hard throughout the whole damn show. Seriously. Watched one tonight where Steve-O waxed his body. Well, bikini line, chest and eye brows. I woke up Benny I was laughing so hard. Them fuckers are so stupid and it cracks me up.

Toot was standing on bleachers earlier and some kid knocked her on her head. She actually landed on her head in the floor. She didn't cry but I think it was because she was in such shock. One second standing on her feet, the next second, standing on her head! I was kinda shocked too and the little shit that did it got away. My kids would have apologised over and over. She still got the Frisbee so ha ha!!! And yes, she was fine. As she says "Cowgirls don't cry"! Her song, not mine.

Hummm, what else. Oh ya. I learned something about myself today. I automatically don't like other people named April because there is no way that they can be as cool as me. BUT, after I get to know them...... I still feel the same way. Just kidding. Maybe.

Why are pro choice folks pissed about the new law in Utah? It says that a woman can be charged criminally for aborting/killing the baby inside of her if she does it illegally? I thought they were pro choice, not pro killing babies? And I thought they wanted it LEGAL to kill babies so women WOULDN'T do it illegally. Guess I am wrong. If ya want an abortion, do it the legal way (and early enough so that the pro choice folks can say it wasn't a person) so us tax payers don't have to cover the bill when the guy you paid to beat the shit out of you goes to far and puts you in the hospital. Seriously? This wasn't already a law of some kind? Oh, I guess that should be a woman's choice also. Fuckin stupid.

Think I will get any mean/rude/nasty comments on this post? If so, who really gives a shit? I don't.

Have a great Friday folks. Mine is starting out pretty good so far.

13 more months!

In 13 months I will be 30 years old. I wonder how my mom will take her baby turning 30? Probably not as good as I will. As I am sure you know, I have 3 kiddos. One of which is 11 years old. Yes, I got pregnant at 16 years old. I made the decision to grow up and keep my child. To me, it wasn't even a choice but that's just how I felt about it. I had another child at 23 and then another at 25. They were planned. I was married and wanted to have children with my husband so it seemed the logical thing to do. But, here is the thing.

I get the weirdest looks and stupidest comments when I tell people I have 3 children. First thing they usually ask is my age and then when I tell them they say, "You're just a baby!". OK, yes, I was a child when I had my first but not with my second and third. But they say that before they even know how old Little Man is. All they hear me say is that I am in my 20's with 3 kids. It's like some people think that people in their 20's can't be mature enough to have children. The crazy thing is that 99% of the time it is women that I get this from. The other day I was at my brother in laws house and a woman asked who Toot and Smiley belonged to. I told her they were mine and she looked shocked and asked how old I was. I told her and she said "2 kids at 28, that must be hard." I then told her that I actually had 3 kids and the oldest was 11. You could see her doing the math in her head and then she said "You poor girl." I said, "WHY? I love my life and wouldn't change a thing about it. It's no harder for me than any other mom of 3". My sis in law could tell I was irritated and stepped in and said "She is one of the best moms I know. Her age doesn't matter."

I know a lot of women nowadays are getting their careers going and then having kids and I see nothing wrong with that at all. Not all women want to do that though. What is wrong with being a mom first? How would they feel if when I found out they were in their 40's with 3 young kids I said "But you're so old"? They would probably call me a bitch.

Yes, I have made mistakes with my kids but who hasn't. I don't think it has anything to with the fact that I am in my 20's. I also have very good kids that respect others and are well behaved. That also doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I am in my 20's.

So, I am looking forward to turning 30. I just think once I can say I am 30 that people will quit giving me weird looks and saying stupid things when they find out I have 3 kids. It's not that I care what they think, I am just tired of dealing with the stupidity.

Screw being PC!

I am so sick of the political correctness bullshit and it's about to drive me crazy. Oh wait, did I just offend crazy poeple?

I think it is so sad that people have to watch every freakin word that comes out of their mouth because they might offend someone. I personally don't because I really don't give a shit (and everyone I associate myself with agrees with me).

And what makes someone worthy of being offended? If I call my husband an asshole jokingly, am I offending true assholes? If I say 'that stupid rug tripped me', am I offending the stupid people of the world? When I told Benny he was a dork because he sang some cheezy song, did I offend the dorks? What about when I called him a freak? I didn't take offense to it. I mean, come on now.

Now, I'm not for calling people names to be mean because that's just... mean. Ya, sometimes I do because I can be a bitch (did I offend dogs or women on that one?) or I'm just being silly but I don't not do it because it might offend someone. True story, my mom told my son to sit Indian style one day and my sis in law jumped on her saying it was offensive to Indians. The correct wording is cross legged. Are you kidding me? Do the Indians even know that they are suppose to be offended by that? And why would they be? I have a lot of Indian in me and I wasn't offended.

I really think some people just LOOK for reasons to get pissed and cause a commotion. Is their life really that boring? When someone makes blond jokes, I don't get offended and throw a hissy fit. Hell, usually I will tell them one right back that's even funnier. Just because someone has an opinion, that doesn't make it true. Also, when someone says 'All so and so's are ......' obviously their thinking is off so why would I even care what comes out of their mouth?

I just think people need to chill the fuck out.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil! hehe

Leave me ALONE!!!

How many of you have neighbors you just can't stand? I know I do. At our old house, our nearest neighbor was a little over a mile away. It was great. I loved the privacy. The house I lived in before that, my only neighbor was my parents and they were still 100 yards away. They were great neighbors because they respected my privacy.

In the house we live in now, horrible neighbor. She is also about 100 yards away and there if a chain length fence between us. This does not stop her from bugging the shit out of me.
She is the woman we bought the house from. NEVER buy a house from someone that will live next door to you! Trust me.

After we moved in, she would still just walk in to the house on her own. OK, I am a very private person and don't like people in my house or even on my property unless I invite them so someone just walking in is a big no no. The first time she did it I had just had surgery and was doped up on pain pills. I just kind of stood there in shock and didn't say anything. The door she would just walk into was the door that comes in from our garage and then you have to walk through Little Mans room. We don't even use that door! So, we put a note on the door that says "Please use front door".

After that she started using the front door but she would barge in when I opened the door. By this time I REALLY don't like her and definitely don't want her in my house. So then I would open the screen door as I was shutting the wooden door behind me and that seemed to work.

Then the other day she really pissed me off. I was in the dining room doing school with the little ones and all the sudden I hear someone yelling my name. I get up and walk into the kitchen and she is at the back door, with it open and her head hanging in my house. To get to that door you have to walk through my gate and across my back yard. She told me she lost her phone in my yard and would be looking for it. I just said "ok, whatever" and shut the door in her face. How in the hell she lost her phone in my yard I will never know. But that's not the part that really pissed me off.

An HOUR later, I go outside to load up and go pick Little Man up from school. Her and another man are in my yard looking at something over by Benny's shop. I loaded up the kids as my blood is now boiling and walk over there to see what the hell they are doing. She then proceeds to tell me that there is a busted water pipe. I just look at her and said "I know, that's why I have the water to outside turned off. Benny is planning on fixing it this weekend. Did you find your phone?" I didn't say it in the nicest voice. She just looked at me and said "Oh, yes I did." And with that I turned on my heels and just walked off.

Do you think she got the hint or am I going to have to actually tell her "Listen, I don't like you and I don't want you over here. We bought the house from you. We are not renting it so it is no longer yours. STAY AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

I bet she wouldn't listen even if I told her that. I love my house and love our place but I don't know if I can deal with her much longer.

Verizon SUCKS!!!

I am so sick of what is going on with my phone and computer. It drives me crazy and there isn't a damn thing I can do about it so I am going to bitch about it.
I have had Alltel as my cell phone carrier for years. I don't even have a home phone and haven't in about 4 years. Our phones always worked great and basically everyone I talk to was on Alltel too. Back in March (I think) I got rid of my satellite internet and got the little thingy so I could get my internet through Alltel. It worked great! It was fast and I never had any problems.
THEN, Verizon takes over. Now everything SUCKS!!!!
My signal bounces all the time. I can have a full signal one second and then it will say "No Service" the next second WITHOUT ME EVEN MOVING!!!! That makes it VERY hard to finish a conversation. I cuss more now than ever because every time I get a call dropped, I cuss Verizon. Then, it started screwing with my internet. NOW I'M REALLY PISSED! I get kicked offline all the time and it has gotten sooooo slow. The signal on it bounces just as bad as it does on my phone.
I thought Verizon was suppose to be so good. I have seen their commercials. What was that they said about no dead zones? They are so full of shit!
I talked to the Verizon chick (that use to be my Alltel chick) and all she could say was "Give it some time. It should get better." WTF! Are you kidding me? It SHOULD get better? It better damn well or I will drop them (and loose my deposit) faster than they can drop another call! And I am not the only one that feels this way, EVERYONE I know is having the same problems.

Crazy? Ya think?

I was talking with Carrin the other day and we started talking about people getting off by claiming insanity. Like mothers that kill there children for example.

Then later on I read the news and the guy that beheaded the other guy on the Greyhound bus and then started EATING him got off because the courts found him insane. Ya think?! Did they really have to have a trial to figure that shit out? He just has to go to a mental institution for treatment.

Here is my theory.
Any one that murders another person is insane. If they were not insane, they would not have done it. Anyone that hurts or kills children, is insane. Same reason.

I DO NOT THINK THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EVER WALK FREE AGAIN!!!!

With the guy I mentioned, he will be evaluated every year to see if he is sane enough to release WITH NO CRIMINAL RECORD! WTF! He killed a guy and then started EATING him.

This is what I think. If a person is insane and then takes meds and becomes sane AND THEN chooses to quit taking their meds, well then they are CHOOSING to be crazy and do crazy things. They should be held responsible for all their actions.
Just like if I choose to drink a shit load of beer, black out, and then kill someone because I drove drunk, I would go to jail.

Or I could just sue the bar that served me the beer. That shit actually happens. Can you believe that? So stupid. Sorry, getting off track.

I have had my share of mental problems so it's not like I am not sensitive to people with mental disorders. Also, my cousins ex-wife is bi-polar and we were real close at one point. She chooses to not take her meds because she doesn't like the way they make her feel. Well, last time she quit taking them she tried to cut her son out of her own stomach. She knows this and still chooses to not take her meds. So, she is making a conscious choice to be crazy. I think if she does something illegal, she should be held accountable, meds or no meds.

That's my opinion and I can assure you it wont change.

Have a great weekend!

Are you F***king kidding me!

I just read an article and it really pissed me off. It's here if you want to read it. I'm throwing in my two cents on this one. I can't help it.

It's about Nadya Suleman. Who's that you ask. She is the woman that thought having 14 kids while you are single AND unemployed was a good idea.

First of all, there really needs to be an investigation. She was on disability because of a bad back BUT she can carry 8 babies at once. I've been pregnant 3 times and it killed my back. I can't even imagine what it feels like to carry 8.

Second, she says she's not on welfare BUT does receive food stamps. Am I missing something? Isn't that the same fucking thing? She stated that she used her disability money to pay for the in vitro. Shouldn't she have used that money to feed the 6 kids she already had? Just my opinion.

Third, they are requesting that Medi-Cal (the state medicaid program) pay for the 8 babies stay in the hospital. Isn't that welfare also? OK, I thought so. Like the working people of California don't have better things to do with their money.

Forth, somebody really needs to take a look at the Dr. that agreed to do in vitro fertilization on a single, unemployed, mother to 6. Maybe he can pay her medical bills. Seems fair to me.

Fifth, I didn't know you could get disability for a child that has ADHD. My niece was diagnosed with it and I know it's not an easy road for her or her parents but, disability? Really? Little Man is not considered disabled and he has diabetes. You know, a disease that can KILL him.

Sixth, she says she is going back to school to get her masters degree in counseling. I thought that was funny because I believe that she needs some serious counseling herself. Also, good for her on trying to further her education but who is going to pay to feed and clothe these children? Student loans my ass! It's the taxpayers paying for it.

And the last thing, NOW, she has up a website asking for donations to help her raise her 14 children. WTF! If you feel the need to go online and beg people for money to help you PROVIDE for your children, ummmm, you shouldn't have had that last litter. I'm sorry, calling them a litter was mean. It's not those children's fault that their mother is COMPLETELY INSANE! I really feel sorry for all of these children.

I don't get why someone would want so many kids but if you can support them and provide the love and attention they deserve, have at it. But if you can't, stay away from ANY and ALL sperm!

OK, my rant is over. I feel a little better now, don't you? If you disagree with me on this, I would be really interested to know why? If I'm missing something, please enlighten me.

UGGHHHH!!!

Hubby was suppose to have today AND tomorrow off but NO, at 5:30pm Friday night they changed their minds. He once again has to work 12 hours a day until Thursday. I don't even remember his last day off. I miss him and the kids miss him. This SUCKS!! I was looking forward to this weekend.



ZACHRY SUCKS!!!! I hate shut-down times. The shitty thing is that the shut-down is over! Why are they working? Who knows.



At least I KNOW we will have him on Thanksgiving. I don't care if they want him to work or not, he's spending that day with us. They can kiss my shiney hiney if they don't like it!



I wish we were here!!!!

Just a little rant

So, why when I am sick AND taking care of a sick child, something happens to Hubby that is apparently worse and so he can't help me. Let me explain.

Friday night and Saturday night he HAD to go to Wal-Mart. Yes, we did need pillows and yes the next night we needed dog food. But, that doesn't mean he had to drive so far out of the way to buy them at Wat-Mart. I'm sure there was a store in the 2 towns he was already driving through that carried this stuff. So it was close to 10 pm both nights when he finally got home.

Sunday night, he came home but we had to go check the price on Xmas stuff. But while out, I'm the one that had to stand in the cold while Toot puked on the side of the road.

Yesterday, I came down with the same thing as Toot. (Stomach flu) After I told him that I felt like crap, he tells me he hurt his back. How, you ask. He fell 1 foot. Yes, only 1 foot. He comes walking in all funny and fell into bed. So of course, since he can't hardly stand or walk, I had to get up and cook supper, continue taking care of Toot (alone), put Smiley to bed, and put up supper and still take care of Toot all while trying not to be sick everywhere. Thanks babe. I love you too.

Oh, then, he actually asked if I could rub his back. Are you kidding me?! I mumbled something to the affect of 'Kiss my ass' and rolled over and tried to sleep while being real sick and making sure Toot wasn't puking in my bed.

It's been a great week! I just hope we are all better by Thanksgiving.

But, my Mom is running to the bank for me so I don't have to. THANK YOU MOM!!!

Poor Toot. She just came and asked me if she could have a popcicle and I said "Yes, of course sweety" and her reply was so sad. She said "Thanks, but I gotta go throw up first." We are going on 5 days of this shit.

Uggghhhhh!!!!

Saying I'm frustrated right now would be the understatement of the year.

I have been trying for 2 hours to get my pictures from my computer to Wal-Mart so I can actually see my pictures without sitting at this computer. I did everything it told me to. I cropped, fixed, checked, re-checked, was happy, and then tried to check-out and

NOTHING!!!

They have my pictures on the website, they know how many I want, they know what size I want and won't let me check out. They will do everything except let me pay and go pick them up. Every time I hit the "Proceed to check-out" button, it just says "opening page" and doesn't open it. I let it do that for 10 minutes. Ugh!! It's really bugging the crap out of me.

I'm gonna try and see if my Mom can do it from her computer because I am all out of idea's and patience.

Wish me luck, I need it!