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Sep 23, 2009

Dear White Truck,

(I am reposting this for my letter post because it happened again yesterday but it was a red truck this time.)

Please do not stop in front of my house anymore.

I understand we live way out in the country and there is not a store for 10 whole minutes but please, just keep driving.

I know that sometimes children can not help themselves but the person that got out of you was no child.

My daughter was really concerned you had broke down until you then drove off. Then she was just wondering why you chose our driveway as a good "spot". She is 5 and already knows what is and isn't a good "spot" in a time of need. If you can see a house anywhere, it is not a good "spot" much less at the end of someones driveway.

In the future, about 10 seconds up the road is a good "spot". I suggest you try that one next time.

I hope you choose to take my advise because I fear next time, my dog just might show your passengers the same courtesy that she showed us. He has often thought a leg was a good "spot".

Sincerely,
The house where you stopped so that woman could pee

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6 comments:

shortmama said...

OMFG!!! I would have thrown rocks at her lol

Mrs Montoya said...

Whoa - my husband goes BALLISTIC when someone's dog stops on our sidewalk. This would send him right over the edge. Maybe you could get one of those cute signs and a dispenser of dog poo bags :)

Macey said...

NO!!! Did you see nekkid butt? Ew!

Carrin said...

with all those backroads, I know there are better spots than right in front of your house!

Anonymous said...

Get out! They actually pissed in your driveway?! That's re-dick-less.

Shannon said...

Whoo-hoo! Strangers peeing in your driveway! Now that is REDNECK!