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Apr 17, 2009

Guns, a bitch, a prayer and a few friends! :)

I found a new (new to me) blog and I must say that I LOVE it. He has a great mind and we think a lot alike. I will warn you, as he warned me, it is definitely not rated PG-13 or even R some days. Either way, I love it. He has the a lot of the same beliefs as I do and I saw where he posted an e-mail he received that I have never seen. He said to feel free to pass it on so I am. Thanks Sage for the great reads and everything else. ;)



FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.

11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.


Now here is a joke Benny got texted to him today:

What do you get when you cross a woman with PMS and a GPS?
A bitch that can find you anywhere!
LOL!!! I loved that one! And if she agrees with the above, she probably has a gun!


And also, say a little prayer for Christina. She is on bed rest (and not pregnant) and her ass keeps going numb and she's thinking as bad as a dumb blonde some days. She needs it! (The prayer, not the other stuff!) And while you are at it, go check out her blog. It's so funny you better go pee before ya read it and make sure ya leave a comment, I think she's bored so the comments will help.


Have a great weekend!!!! I'm headed to Nebraska to see Carrin!!!! WOOHOO!!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Have a fun weekend!

That's a funny joke your hubs told!

I love finding the infamous male bloggers!

Anonymous said...

lol
thanks for the love!
lol@ warning, well founded for sure.

Judging by your friends pic I think you are going to have fun in Nebraska!!

Gwen said...

Have a great time in Nebraska!!! XOXO

Unknown said...

Enjoy your weekend!
LOVED that list!

shortmama said...

lol I am so loving the gun thing! I cannot tell you how much I agree. Guns have been such a discussion lately. My hubs does his own reloading and cant find all the stuff he needs because everyone is afraid of losing their gun rights and buying it all up. People are just ignorant. Ignorant people kill people, "normal" gun owners do not. Ugh dont get me started!. Enjoy your time with Carrin!

Christina - Rant Rave Roll said...

Awe... Thanks for the well wishes sweetie! And no, not the kind where you WISH I would fall in a WELL!

Have fun in Nebraska with Carrin... Go do someting I wish I could do! ;-)