Would you rather..

Tattooed Minivan Mom is doing a 'Would you rather..' game and I am joining in. There are some good questions. Go check her out for her answers and everyone else's. Here's mine:

1. Kat wants to know: Would you rather eat a cockroach or a bull nut?

I'm gonna go with cockroach. It seems smaller, but I'm no expert on bull nuts.

2. Brandy wonders: Would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month?

I am going with not brush my teeth for a month because of all the gum out there. There is no gum to cover the stink and filth on your body.

3. April asks: Would you rather....have to have sex everyday for a year straight or go six months without it? Knowing you HAVE to do it everyday VS. the anticipation of what is to cum in 6 months. (Get it? c.u.m. I was gonna post it as c.o.m.e. but that perv April said I HAD to put c.u.m. Sick I tell ya.)

I'm gonna say two things. First, I don't remember the conversation going down like that. :) and Second, 6 months without. I've done the everyday thing (to make a baby) and it became a chore and not so much fun.

4. Ashley wants to know all kinds of good stuff: Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

I'm stealing TMM answer and saying the Million, because I already have true love.

5. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

Say everything on my mind. I couldn't handle not talking. Besides, I already say what's on my mind most of the time.

6. Would you rather know it all or have it all?

Have it all. Knowing it ALL would drive me crazy when talking to the less intelligent people.

7. Katie wonders: Would you rather have extremely bad tourettes or uncontrollable orgasms?

I'm gonna go with orgasms. That just sounds fun.

8. Would you rather skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?

My birthday. I enjoy Christmas way to much with little ones running around.

9. Heather asks: Would you rather be followed by a cloud of dust or a cloud of gnats?

Dust for sure. I can't stand gnats trying to fly up my nose.

10. Michelle wants to gross you out: Would you rather eat a toenail omelet or a hair sandwich?

Toenail omelet. Choking on hair is awful and I could put a LOT of hot sauce on the omelet.

11. Would you rather lick the discharge from a cats eye or lick the dried spit from the corner of a teachers mouth?

That's just gross either way. I'm gonna go with spit. Discharge= to much yuck!!!!

12. Jennifer wants to know: Would you rather have dinner with the Obamas or go on a date with George Clooney?

The date any day. That was too easy.

13. and as an after thought she wanted to know...Would you rather be paralyzed or blind?

Paralyzed. I couldn't handle not seeing Hubby and the kids faces everyday.

And Jo-Jo cracked me up with this one. She even decided to answer it herself.
14. Jo-Jo said: Would you rather blog or sleep? (Both)

It depends what time I got up that morning. Sometimes blog, sometimes sleep.

15. G from Where's My Angels: Would you rather take a cheese grater to your sunburned back, or pour alcohol in a new hole in your toe:).....(Love the happy face at the end G.)

Alcohol on the toe for sure.

16. Yaya: Would you rather use the woods or a port-o-potty? (her hubby came up w/ that one!)

Woods. I choose that all the time over any public restroom.

So there ya go. Now go check everyone else's out and have a fun Friday!