So, today's writing assignment by Mama Kat at Mama's Losin' It that I am choosing, is to"Write a light hearted piece on how to get along with an enemy". I will tell you how to NOT deal with the enemy and how to deal. This should be interesting. I'm always changing it to meet my needs.
I only have one person I would call an 'enemy' and she isn't really anymore, I think. That is my ex-husbands wife.
Don't get me wrong. I am NOT jealous of her in any way. I am actually so happy they got together. It got him off my back. I left him and if not for her, he would have kept on bugging me.
Anyway, she is a total bitch! For 2 years, I had to deal with her and hear how I am not being a good Mom. Let me just say, she had NO kids of her own. I kept telling myself, "One day, she will have her own and realize what it is really about!" She had a part time (kinda) step-son and didn't have a clue.
One time, when I was arguing with my ex-mother-in-law (who now loves me) the step-bitch (not my words, the lawyers) grabbed my arm and twisted it. This did not go down well at all. She grabbed my left arm and I am right handed. So ya, naturally, I hit her. Self defense. I should add, I was 5 months pregnant and had just gotten off bed rest, so major self defense.
She thanked me and I said YOUR WELCOME! Damn, it felt good. She did press charges, but nothing ever happened with it. They knew it was a stupid claim.
Well, I didn't talk to her for almost 5 years after that. If I'd of known that was going to happen, I would have hit her sooner! J/K. Actually, I might have. But, now after 5 years of not speaking, we get along and can talk on the phone without getting all pissed at each other. She now has a beautiful baby girl with my ex and she stays out of my business. She actually said, get ready to laugh really hard, "This baby wont change my life at ALL." HA HA HA! News flash!! She learned her baby isn't 'part time'!
So my 'Light hearted way of dealing with an enemy is....' wait till they have their own kid, or just hit them.
Or you could just ignore them until they get a clue, but sometimes that takes too damn long!
Passing The Baton
2 years ago
6 comments:
Sometimes you just have to HIT 'EM!! I used to have a bad relationship with my ex's new girlfriend..but not because of me (i could care less that they were together...i had moved on), but she just hated me because I still had to communicate with him...so, she would give me nasty looks and sighs!! But now we are actually really good friends...kind of funny!!??
I would have slugged her too. My husband's ex-wife is crazy. That looney bitch didn't like me so much after I asked her why she stopped taking her medication during one of her tantrums. I was amused. She was not.
Who grabs a pregnant lady? Oh yeah, dumb bitches do. Good for you for fighting back.
now that is crazy!!
wow yep sometimes a good punch in the face would do some good!
How about if I just hire YOU to hit my enemy...I'm glad you stuck up for yourself.
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