Hubby's time with the kids

When you have 2 kids under the age of 5 you are bound to hear some funny things. I just happen to have some examples for ya! I know you are so excited so you can stop your happy dance now. Or continue. If you can read and dance at the same time, I am so jealous.

Conversation with Toot:

Toot: Daddy, are you a hottie?

Hubby: Mama says I am. Ha! A 4 year old made him blush!

Toot: Ugghhh! Daddy, just say YES!

Me whispering to Toot: Daddy has a cute hiney too.

Toot: Daddy, do you have a cute hiney?

Hubby: Ugghhh! YES! Still blushing.

Conversation around/with Smiley:

Hubby: Blah Blah Blah FUCK IT!

Smiley: Daddy, don't say FUCK! With a very serious face and pointing at Hubby. He meant business.

Hubby: Uhhh, yes sir. What else could he say?

Me: Laughing a few feet away. At least it wasn't me in trouble! This time!

It's been a fun 10 days watching Hubby take care of the little ones. He has been home since the 31st so he is getting to hear a lot of what I hear all day every day AND deal with everything they do. Sometimes alone. He He

Example:

When I was at the hospital with my Great Grandfather (after we realized he would be just fine), I took advantage of the situation and spent time with my Mom catching up as April and not as Mama (this NEVER happens). Shhh, don't tell Hubby! He thinks I HAD to be there.

Here was a VERY quick conversation we had on this subject -Hubby alone with the kids and he has a VERY weak stomach.

Mom: What if Smiley has a poopy diaper?

Me: I guess he will just have to change it outside so he can puke. He'll be alright. With an evil little grin.

Mom: So, when is your new phone arriving?

We were not very concerned AT ALL!

Ya, it was funny at that moment but Hubby got the last laugh. Smiley decided to just hold it for 2 days and then give it to me all at once! He's a sweet kid I tell ya! He LOVES me so much!