You may have read a while back when I said I didn't know what I wanted to do when I grew up. If you didn't read it, I said I didn't know what I want to do when I grow up. OK, everyone is caught up.
I figured it out!
Have you ever seen those reality shows where an animal mauls a person? I have and it bugs me the way they commentator (is that what he is?) describes it. I could do SOOOOO much better.
Example:
'Anne' was just walking threw the woods (probably on the rag) and all the sudden she felt a sharp stabbing pain on her face. There was a mountain lion ripping her face off and then ripping her from head to toe and she couldn't stop it. The pussy she was with thought it would be a good idea to throw a rock at the vicious lion. Apparently, this mountain lion was a pussy too so it ran away leaving Anne bleeding from every where. It must have just been mean and not hungry so lets go kill the first mountain lion we see and say it was the big bad lion! That will make the scared people around here happy!
See, I would be so good at the job!!!!
Oh, and then there is the other show I watched tonight. It's called "Mate Check". They should rename it "I am pimping put my daughters to try and prove your man is cheating". WTF!
I am ashamed to admit I use to watch reality tv but I have seen the way. This is the stupidest shit I have ever seen in my life. Ya, it's ok at 3 am in the morning when it's that or infomercials but seriously, are people REALLY this stupid? I would never qualify for a reality show because I actually have a brain. I know some of you love reality tv but it is getting a little out of hand. Don't ya agree?
Passing The Baton
2 years ago
8 comments:
There are some really stupid realtiy shows out there. I love it when the people that actually go on these shows act like idiots and then blame the cameras. Um Hello Dummy, you acted retarded and the cameras recorded it. If you didn't act stupid, they wouldn't have a show!
I so absolutely agree! ;) Both with you and Carrin's comment ;)
I watched some crummy ass tv in the last couple weeks when I couldn't sleep. Imagine Tiaras & Tantrums at 2AM...what a blast!
Hilarious! You would be great at the play by plays. I hate reality tv too...its all crap
If I wanted to watch reality, I'd just go sit out in public somewhere and watch all the jackasses that go by. Maybe I would need you sitting by to commentate and make it worthwhile!
OH geez, it's like those History channel shows, Ice Road Truckers and stuff. MAN I hate that commentary, everything's an emergency and a really scary situation. I would LOVE to do the stuff for those shows. I even did a post on it once cuz I was watching way too much Ax Men.
I totally agree with you April. I don't even think I could stomach it at 3am..I'd probably throw a movie in or something. I feel like it makes me stupider just watching it!
I totally agree about the "reality" TV... honestly, it's not even that anymore!!!
BTW- I will vote for you for the new narrator job!!
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