Out of the mouths of babes

With 3 kids running around, you are bound to hear something funny or embarrassing come from one of their mouths. Lately, Toot has been the one saying most of the stuff.

At line in Wal-Mart not to long ago she embarrassed her Daddy. She said loudly while pointing "That woman sure has a big hiney!" He just turned around and got out of line. I'm just glad I wasn't the one she was pointing at.

As we are headed home the other day she decided to tell me "There's poop in my hiney!" I laughed and asked her to 1.) please hold it in till we got home, and 2.) from now on please just say that she needs to go potty.

The other night she was playing with Little Man and she called him a "butthead". I told her "No, no. That's a yucky word. Don't say that." So she smiled at me and looked at Little Man and said "You Hineyhead!" After laughing really hard, I decided I should have told her to not call him names but that was just too funny.

In the restroom at a fast food joint, she loudly let everyone know that her "poop was stuck!" She makes me stand outside the stall so she had to yell it to make sure I (and the 2 ladies in line) could hear her.

She apparently has an obsession with talking about "hineys". I need to stop that soon. It's probably because her nick name is Toot but she earned that name. When she's being really crazy we sometimes say (not to her though) that she has graduated from being a little toot to a little shit but calling her "Shit" doesn't seem very appropriate.

And my last one was totally my fault. If your not sure of the answer (and you want a good answer) don't ask. She will tell you the truth. The other day I got my hair cut and asked her if she liked it. "Nope! You need a pony tail." Ok, glad I asked. She made up for it yesterday though. I bleached my hair and after I dried and fixed it she said "NOW your hair is pretty." Thank you sweety, your too kind. Oh, to be 4 again.

Of everything she has said, what I asked one time takes the cake except I wasn't 4, more like 14. I was sitting with my Mom and 20 other mothers at my brothers soccer game and asked "What is sodomy?" I didn't understand the look on her face until she answered me very bluntly but very quietly. That is one day she will never let me forget. That's probably the only time I have heard her use the F word also. It's hard to say who was more embarrassed, me or her, but I think it was probably me.

So what have your children said that was funny/embarrassing? I know y'all have some good ones.