Would you rather...Again

Edited at bottom.

It was obvious you couldn't get enough yesterday (by ALL the comments) so Tattooed Minivan Mom is doing some more today and I am once again participating. I'm loving this because right now, I got kids with snotty noses, bad coughs, puke, and so much more you don't want to know about. Colds on top of a stomach virus is not as much fun as it sounds. Plus, a cat that decided to pee on ALL our pillows. He's so lucky the kids love his stinky butt. I am now the proud owner of brand new pillows. I really needed something to laugh at and this hit the spot. It's been a very long week. Enjoy, and then go check hers and everyone elses out. Or check hers out and then come back and read mine. Either way, I'm good. Here ya go:

17. Jamie: Would you rather walk across hot coals or drive a nail through your foot? (What's with everyone's foot pain fascination?)

I'm going with RUN across hot coals. Don't want anything going through my foot.

18. Magpie: Would you rather have city street water splash on your bare feet (ew ew ew) or lick a shovel from a horse barn? (I had to be a smart ass and ask her if the shovel was brand new. It's not.)

Water on my feet. At least it's on the outside of my body.

19. Heather: Would you rather join a charlie horse orgy or take ten four-year-olds on a field trip to some ancient Indian burial grounds? (Hit the charlie horse orgy link, read the post and my comment for explanation if you're wondering. So much work today!)

4 year olds.

20. AngieDe apparently has way to much time on her hands to think about weird shit: Would you rather have to go pee ALL the time, or have to go pee really bad but never be able to go?

Go pee all the time. It really sucks when you gotta pee but can't.

21. Would you rather drown in Coke or Pepsi?

I guess Coke because I hate Pepsi.

22. Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid?

Tattooed Minivan Mom had great logic so I'm going with her on the liquid.

23. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

Someone I hate. It would pass the time plotting against them.

24. Angela: Would you rather papercut your eyeball or step on a nail?

Eyeball. Same reason as # 17.

25. Black Betty who knows she's a perv asks: Would you rather receive a golden shower or a roman shower? (I had to ask what the roman shower was. BTW, got the Black Betty song stuck in your head yet?)

I don't know what either is so I refuse to answer. Ok just found out. Ewww! Not getting turned on by either but when I got stung by a jelly fish I would have let Hubby pee on me where the horrable pain was. I didn't know at the time it would have helped.

26. Cyndy, a fellow Dysfunctional Mom wonders: Would you rather lick a frog or drink rusty water?

Depends what kind of frog. Some are pretty trippy to lick, so I hear.

27. Crackwhore, better known as Live.Love.Eat asks a very thought provoking question: As a blogger, would you rather be famous like Dooce and too busy to really connect with bloggers, or not so famous and have connections?

Not famous for sure. Gotta connect.

28. Hula: Would you rather live without water or electricity?

Water. I need electricity. It gets way to hot in Texas to not have AC.

29. Captain Dumbass: Would you rather shave your head with a cheese grater or be audited?

No matter what the other option is I'm probably always going to pick it over anything on my body being ripped to shreds with a cheese grater.

30. My new whacked out friend Sassy would like to throw in: Would you rather drink a gallon of dirty hot dog water OR a shot glass of foot sweat? (Her all-time fave she said. I wonder if she meant the question or the glass of foot sweat?)

That doesn't put a pretty picture in your head. I'm gonna go with hot dog water because foot sweat is just way too nasty.

31. Would you rather loose your 4 front teeth after bouncing your head off a cement curb OR get a paper cut on your eye? (I cracked up at the thought of a head bouncing off a curb. Like a basketball I wonder? I don't know. Never seen it done.)

I've done the first but my head didn't quite 'bounce'. SO.MUCH.PAIN. So I say paper cut in the eye.

32. Would you rather have explosive diarrhea OR uncontrolled vomiting?

Diarrhea. I can't stand to puke. Puking makes me puke.

33. Drama Mama came in on the last minute with this doozy: Would you rather have a Permanent Yeast Infection or Permanent Hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids. I would like to be able to have sex again and I can't with a yeast infection. We are learning so much about each other!

34. Ann asked : Would you rather be able to read your husband's mind? Or have him be able to read yours?

Read his. He doesn't even want to know what goes on in my head. He says I think too much. Is that bad or good?

35. Toni asked: Would you rather suffer from incurable baldness, everywhere, or wolfman's disease, everywhere?

Bald. Not shaving my legs all the time would be awesome! And you can buy a wig or a cool hat.

36. Would you rather share your house with a skunk or a porcupine?

I say skunk and have it desented. And I would name him Pepe Le Pew and buy a black and white cat.

37. Betty asked: Would you rather eat opossum roadkill (thats been jacked up) or bambi.

Bambi any day. My SIL cooks awesome deer meat. I think my dad is actually hunting as I type this.


TMM added another after I did this so I had to add it because I thought it was a great question.

38. Thought maybe I should add one of my own...being that it's my blog and all...not to be controversial or anything but purely for thoughts sake: Would you rather be able to say anything you want on your blog and risk offending people and/or losing readers or would you rather keep it edited?

Say what I want. If they don't like it then oh well. Their loss, not mine. I am not going to censor myself on here. That's why I have it. To just let it all out! The only person I actually 'know' that reads this is my Mom and she already knows everything about me, the good, the bad, and the cussing. And she loves me, faults and all.

Now back to cleaning up after sick kids and stupid cats!